Public Notice...

Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye

I'm putting each and everyone of all y'all ON NOTICE...

Effective exactly 11:59 pm CST, on April 20, 2023, when I am reclassified as "officially" too old for this shit, I will no longer attend any wakes, funerals, or memorial services for anyone, anywhere.

Please plan accordingly.... NO EXCEPTIONS!

I will instead cherish your memory and celebrate your life at every future interaction we may have. Because I'll still be young enough, and we'll both still be (...wait for it....) ALIVE!!

Any questions?